Because it's just not an Olympics without creepy cartoon mascots.
Six days and counting to get your very own giant, self-cleaning toilet.
Jim McDermott at attention.
Do doo da do do, Menonema.
Next time you get drunk in Bremerton, the thermoses at the Hi-Low will cure what ails you the next morning.
Trigger-happy Olympics fans get short-shrift on the teevee.