NYT discovers gilded hippie enclave in Port Townsend! Anthropologists flock to study this exotic tribe that subsists entirely on Whole Foods and chamber music. “What’s a SUV?” asks one startled inhabitant. “You mean there are other cars besides the Toyota Prius.”
Nike is trumped as the Chicago Tribune introduces the world’s most bizarre corporate slogan. “Actually F*cking Do It.” Must be the new new journalism.
First frat guys, now kids. Who’s next, grandmas? Not to be all insensitive but close your damn windows, people!
Is it possible to conquer Everest in Performance Casual Chinos with adjustable waistband? Now you can ask the man himself.
WaMu is going to help build a playground on Chicago's South Side so all the children of families that went into foreclosure after they were sharked into bad home loans, which WaMu was more than happy to dish out like candy when it was profitable, will have a place to play.