Today's Geezer News

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Former Seattle writer Pat Kennedy, he of the underground-journalism days, who also invested considerably in local bars as both entrepreneur and prized customer, has somehow lived long enough to write a book, newly issued, called How to Have Fun with Retirement.

It’s right snappy geezer advice, sure to be popular with Weekly readers. So we'll go right to the tips for senior sex:

-Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

-Set the mood with lighting. Turn them all off.

-Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

And the advantages of being older than dirt:

-Your eyes won’t get much worse.

-No one expects you to run into a burning building.

-In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

-There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

I must think about that right after my nap.

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