Today in Mocking the Presidential Primary

It's too easy:

Today a press release arrived from Secretary of State Sam Reed's office promoting the Mock Presidential Primary his office is hosting for students in grades 1 through 12 next week. It isn't real because the kids' votes don't count--sort of like the $9.6 million mock Presidential Primary being held for grownups the Tuesday after, whose votes also don't count if they're Dems and only sorta count if they take a GOP ballot.

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