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Yes, it's time again for Server Reboot Wednesday. If you haven't figured out what it is yet, I can't be bothered to dig out the

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Server Reboot Wednesday: Giving 110 Percent

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Yes, it's time again for Server Reboot Wednesday. If you haven't figured out what it is yet, I can't be bothered to dig out the old links. Trust me, it's funny. Anyway, here's todays' installment--Server Reboot Wednesday: Sports Cliche Edition.

After winning a tough championship game, the grizzled veteran is standing at his locker fielding questions.  His jersey is emblazoned with the logo “SERVER REBOOT WEDNESDAY.”  A reporter asks a question we can’t hear.  The veteran responds:

This was a good win for us.  It’s tough to win in a hostile environment, but we feel we finally got the monkey off our backs.  It was a hard-fought contest, and even though every one counted Server Reboot Wednesday out at the beginning of the season, we hung tough and made our own breaks.  I’m proud of our team.  This Server Reboot Wednesday team has overcome a lot of adversity this season, so we’re going to savor this victory.  We executed the game plan to perfection – we closed out all our programs before leaving the office – and we got a couple of lucky bounces as well.  This is a game of inches.  It was a workman-like effort.  There’s no quit in this team. This Server Reboot Wednesday win is really for the fans.  I just thank my Lord and Savior that I was able to help this team get out of here with a ‘W’.  And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the strip clubs. 

 

Reboots start at 9pm.
I’m going to Disney World.

 

 
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