The Westboro Baptist Church - the deranged Kansas group that pickets soldiers' funerals in the belief they were killed by God as vengance for the existence of homosexuality - says it will picket the services tomorrow in Colorado for Fort Lewis-based Chief Warrant Officer Scott A.M. Oswell, 33, who died on the 4th of July. Attached to the Stryker Brigade, chopper pilot and instructor Oswell, who had been living in Lacey, was killed in Mosul when his helicopter struck a power line. "We've turned America over to fags," says WBC, now "They're coming home in body bags." I've been at several military funerals where the group has threatened to show, and didn't, and at one that they did: Two people with "God Hates Fags" signs drove by in a pickup. They were idiots but, after seeing a small crowd in their review mirror begin to chase them down the street, smart enough to keep on truckin.