I don't read The Stranger, don't visit its Web site, and don't post on its blog. Yet there, I'm told, debate about the movie Zoo has followed comments by someone representing himself to be "Brian Miller." Which, of course, he is not. I barely have time to contribute to our own SW blogs. Now please excuse me while I get back to work—just as soon as I finish sending my bank account and PIN numbers to claim my winnings in the Nigerian national lottery.