Several months ago, ABC News ran a short story about how inexplicably huge Lionel Richie is in the Middle East; Iraq in particular. Weekly contributor

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Allah Night Long

The answer to the Iraqi quagmire: Lionel Richie.

Several months ago, ABC News ran a short story about how inexplicably huge Lionel Richie is in the Middle East; Iraq in particular. Weekly contributor Jordan Harper just sent me a link to that story, which I'd seen before. What I hadn't considered is that perhaps Lionel Richie should be recruited to play a Jimmy Carter or Muhammad Ali-like peace negotiating role in the current conflict. Lionel, the world turns its lonely eyes to you. (And Jordan: headline of the year, buddy.)

 
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