Dear Uptight Seattleite, How should I greet someone who's wearing ear buds?Sociable Sally Dear Sally, First, frown and hug yourself tight to... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite,Why does everyone in this city love Portland, Oregon, so damn much? Everyone acts like I'm supposed to think that... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite,Where's the best place to get a new dog?Pooch Lovin' LonnieDear Lonnie,Some people buy dogs from professional breeders.... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite,It's a wintry day and I'm walking down the street holding my coffee cup in my right hand, which is starting to get pretty... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite,I'm at Safeway. Me and this other guy have gotten into two different lines at the same time. That means we'd come to two... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, The MacArthur Foundation and its dedicated grantees have been working to build a more just, verdant, and peaceful... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite,What does it mean when a woman wears a Utilikilt?Honestly PuzzledDear Honestly,Is this a case of gender-bending so far it... More >>