Dear Uptight Seattleite, The roving encampment of homeless people known as Tent City just came to my neighborhood, and I feel funny about it. I... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, Why can't you people fucking drive? News flash: Your tires are made of high-tech rubber. A little drizzle isn't going to... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, I recently attended a play at a Seattle theater, and the performance was mediocre at best. During the intermission,... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, I've become confused about exactly how to greet and part with my male friends. I think part of my confusion comes from... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, I work in an office and the admin in the next cube is always listening to Warm 106.9, the soft rock station. What's... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, I was leaving the Essential Bakery in Madison Valley a while back with two young children in tow when a man followed me... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, What's with that creepy way people on Seattle streets look at but don't really see one another? Where I hail from (hint:... More >>