Dear Uptight Seattleite, I was on a flight from Denver to Seattle the other day, and I'm pretty sure you were right behind me, talking to the... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, My friend just had a baby, and she saved the placenta! In the freezer! Right next to the bulk pine nuts! She says lots of... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, Do I have to buy Real Change? Nervous Liberal Dear Nervous, You may be surprised to hear me say this, but you do not have... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, You think the Hawks should be using a nickelback defense or zone? 12th Man Dear 12th, I don't follow sports, sorry. If... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, OK, so Seattle is a "world-class city," but I've seen better kempt people in Little Rock. I'm from Boston where people... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, OK, seriously though, it's time to redecorate. Enough with the tattered Tibetan prayer flags. Please. Tired of Them Dirty... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, I accept that Seattle is more of a yoga town than a church town, but why are people so antireligion here? I'm a... More >>

Hey Uptight, Since I moved to Seattle, one thing is making me crazier by the day. I ride the bus, right? I have always ridden the bus, even in... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, I'm a transplant in need of some communication tips. I was at a dinner party the other day, and some guy was talking... More >>

Dear Uptight Seattleite, I was in the Rainbow Market the other day and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. For my five apples, quart of organic... More >>