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"[T]he great ideas from the street have been snagged by designers for quite some time, and the creatives who inspire don’t often get the rewards."
"My feelings were that euphoria based upon the joy of what they were doing caused the tragic deaths."
"The accused were obviously weak in character and somehow slipped through the small cracks of the Ranger selection process."
"Stop pandering to the PC crybabies and get some cojones!"
"The moment [Tyrone Willingham] first got off the plane at Sea-Tac, he was walking more than talking.
"Please tell me that 'Greg Nickels’ Quiet Storm' was a wonderful piece of Halloween fiction by Mike Seely."
"Uptight and self-righteous, your NPR tote-ing, organic-drinking ghost-columnist is a perfect rendition."
"Sometimes drivers are oblivious, sometimes homicidal, but either way you have to assume there’s a vehicular assault in your future."
"I have feasted on classic Italian dishes...while watching a naked man writhe with his pet python on the dining room swing!"
"John Lennon once sang that 'instant karma is going to get you,' and in the case of John Guth, it did."
"[M]iddle-aged women from Ohio break out their cameras, bartenders dole out free drinks, and stylish, beautiful women...ask me about my underwear."
"To equate alcohol to another industry like buying clothing or cars is a ridiculous premise. This is alcohol! Demon rum!"
"We are sorry to hear that Judy McGuire has had some less than notable experiences with floral gifts."
"People in this town wouldn’t know a good bakery if it ran up and kicked them in the goolies."
"The article extensively talked about the frustrations of bicycle commuting. . . . But the reality is, it isn't frustrating to ride. It's liberating."
"It is high time we rediscover other yardsticks against which to measure ourselves besides dollar signs."
"[T]he reason I drive a Jaguar today is that it is the closest I’ve come to re-creating the feeling of having my very own Schwinn."
"I guess it's nice to know that life in 'the new society' is just as bleak and depressing as it is here in the hegemonic monolith of Amazon.com America."
"Why are bums and winos given de facto control of valuable real estate in every large city in the nation?"
"Pride parades don't seem like much other than an excuse to get inebriated and find a new hookup."
"Bummer to see the beloved Blue Moon force-fed a rectal thermometer by the city, when the fever is emanating from King Nickels' office."
"[M]ooching a ride accomplishes what the city has been attempting to do for years...which is to get more than one butt in the car."
"[T]he dice have always been loaded in this country, and...people who pass as white live different lives because of it."
"If I continually tried to provoke my landlord, a lot of crap would hit the fan."
"If they can save the pink Toe Truck, surely—surely!—something can be done to save our [Blue] Moon."
"[Rachel Corrie] was used by pro-Palestinian groups in life and continues to be used by them in death, and now her parents are falling into the same trap."
"There's more to sail racing than midlife crisis...."
"This is not a big human-interest 'touchy-feely' story. It is a simple legal matter. ... Do not reward those who break the law."
"I'll take sexless, noncrazy, positive trans characters over nutty, pedophile, mom-hating, sicko stereotypes any day."
"Looks like I will have to settle with listening to Air America until somebody takes over KIRO and turns it around."
"Maybe it's true that nobody in Congress has ever driven without insurance or gotten behind on child-support payments, but it would surprise me...."
"Using the concept of evil to explain a deed is an intellectual cop-out...."
"What the hell is Tim what's-his-name's obsession with dissing Courtney Love? He puts out a rerun of this story biyearly, it seems."
Microsoft's Vista, assisted suicide, and a new waterfront solution.
"All of us involved are doing what we can to help end homelessness, but we need the city's help."
"I wish every person who loves Seattle parks would listen a little more carefully to the needs and concerns of other users."
"...[P]eople are not inspired by seeing unhealthy, neurotic elephants in tiny zoo enclosures."
"...[T]his state is run by money-hungry, big-government liberals that Seattle Weekly promotes and advocates."
"Are the officials to blame for missing two field goals, botching the end-of-the-half time management, and holding on three occasions?"
"Get real. The reason that publications in the West have reprinted cartoons of the prophet Muhammad is because, in today's political climate, it is OK (in some circles) to attack Muslims and Arabs."
"It's unlikely that any U.S. public-school student is not aware (in a land known for fundamentalist zeal) of creationist alternatives to Darwinism."
"... I don't think there's any perfect manual on how to obtain data from a crazy criminal psyche. ..."
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