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"Police in general are a paranoid bunch, on reflex targeting minorities for immediate suspicion."
"NASCAR is all about people being obnoxious about what they can do. In fact, it's what America is about."
"[Michael Moore's] work is to a truthful documentary as 'fruit punch' is to 'fruit juice'—18 percent real at best."
"It is truly refreshing to encounter some reality among all the addle-brained hoopla surrounding the death of Ronald Reagan."
"Microsoft's products are conceived . . . as weapons to be used against competitors rather than effective tools for customers."
"Conflating the loss of a hiking trip with the loss of people's livestock and homes isn't amusing."
"Even the Weather Channel has . . . spicy docudramas that exploit our apparent need to be entertained by extreme weather events."
" . . . Bush hasn't offered the Iraqis any money, and Rumsfeld sure as hell isn't going to resign any time soon."
"America would never let this happen if we were talking about diabetes, hypertension, or some other chronic medical illness."
"An atheistic, gun-owning defender of gay rights? What is the world coming to?"
"Garfield is not a place where hope is stamped out of young people. It is taught, and learned."
"Thomsen blasts the M's for trading Cirillo for worthless players. Does sabermetrics have a way to trade a .205 hitter for good players?"
"Just as women have the right to choose whether or not to give birth, they have the right to choose where and how their babies are delivered. . . . "
"If our species was supposed to be vegetarian, we would have molars the size of shot glasses and jaw muscles the size of plates."
"Sure, Kerry is no Howard Dean on the excitement factor, but he is no way near as dull as Al Gore, who won the popular vote against Bush. . . . "
"Would Howard Schultz put up with poor decisions and declining profits and performance if it were Starbucks?"
"Michael Kinsley should stop being so arrogant about how wonderful his Microsoft-bought-and-paid-for site is. . . . "
'You utterly failed to suggest the easiest and most obvious way to avoid the entire mess altogether: Switch to Macintosh.'
'Ah, Ken Kesey. You know, it's possible that he only had two good books in him.'
"I can remember being a teenager and swallowing 15 aspirin . . . and all the while hearing from family and friends: 'Oh, stop being so dramatic!'"
"The word 'humane' is the cheapest, most prostituted term in our vocabulary. It should be retired from use."
"We find and identify a lot more food-borne outbreaks in this state because we look for them."
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Detroit's Dirtbombs are back with their first full-length in five
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Neumo's, Tue., May 13, 8:00pm, $12 adv
Dorothy Rissman
Much to the chagrin of her Wallingford neighbors, Dorothy Rissman began dum... More>>
Fetherston Gallery, Daily from Mon., April 21 until Sat., May 24, 11:00am
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