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• Uptight Seattleite

  

  Should I Be Flattered That I Have a Billionaire's Taste?

  Dear Uptight Seattleite,Please do me a favor and pass this note along to TLA, my adult-DVD rental service: Dear TLA, Why, pray tell, must you keep sending me, a certified queer, your filthy hetero catalogues?!? And why, oh sweet damn why, am I *so* enjoying looking...

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• Dategirl

  

  What Are the Rules for Befriending an Ex?

  Dear Dategirl,I'm a senior in college, and until recently was in a great relationship with an amazing woman. Since it ended, we have been spending time together on a weekly basis, and I have to confess: I am every bit as smitten with her as I was when we were dating....

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• Sign Language

  This Week's Horoscopes

  Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)I love Scorpios. I even spent 12 months trying to walk in your shoes (I told everyone my birthday was November 11 that year), just to see what it was like. Needless to say, I couldn't quite pull off your edgy panache. You know you've got...

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• Ask a Mexican

  

  Why Do Beaners Ignore White People?

  Dear Mexican:Why do beaners or gabachos deliberately try to ignore white people and act like they're not there, or when your walking by, the lady beaners laugh so hard with a repulsive fake laugh that makes you want to just punch them? Not only I have noticed this, but...

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