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• Uptight Seattleite

  

  Does Chase Have to Be So Smug and Self-Righteous?

  Dear Uptight Seattleite,Speaking of bus signs, Chase Bank has a series that is telling us how happy we should be that they have landed in Seattle. One in particular says something about good banking finally arriving here, and the weather getting better, too. Do you...

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• Dategirl

  

  What Can I Do to Bed a Hottie?

  Dear Dategirl,I have an awesome friend whom I sometimes hook up with. He is the best friend I ever had and I can talk to him about anything. I just don't feel "that way" about him because he is about the same size as me, if not smaller, and I am a very shallow person...

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• Sign Language

  This Week’s Horoscopes

  Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)How easily you Scorps seem to forget the campground rule of relationships: Leave things better off than you found them. Unfortunately, people frequently need extended recuperation periods after emerging from relationships with Scorpios,...

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• Ask a Mexican

  

  Did Lou Dobbs Just Infiltrate The Mexican?

  Dear Mexican,Why oh why do most Mexican women cut their long black hair after reaching the pivotal age of 40? Not only do they cut it, but they then cut it short and dye it all shades of the most unnatural hair color for Mexicans: red. My own madre is guilty of this...

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