When people get angry, sometimes they yell. When Seattle real-life superhero Phoenix Jones gets angry online, HE GOES ALL CAPS ON THAT ASS. It's his

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Best Use of ALL CAPS and a Giant Can of Pepper Spray

Phoenix Jones

When people get angry, sometimes they yell. When Seattle real-life superhero Phoenix Jones gets angry online, HE GOES ALL CAPS ON THAT ASS. It's his signature move, ready to be grabbed from his utility belt of ridiculousness at any moment and unleashed on anyone who crosses him. And it's effective. You can practically feel the real-life vitriol dousing you in the face. This of course is way better than finding yourself on the wrong end of Jones' gigantic can of pepper spray—which can happen when Jones gets angry in real life. MATT DRISCOLL twitter.com/thephoenixjones

 
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