Some might argue, logically, that the debris floating around in a freshly poured cup of Lighthouse Roasters coffee consists of fine, dark grounds that somehow

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Some might argue, logically, that the debris floating around in a freshly poured cup of Lighthouse Roasters coffee consists of fine, dark grounds that somehow seeped through the filter. Bullshit—they've got to be granules of blow. There's simply no other explanation for how a single cup of coffee—really good coffee—can get an individual so hopped up. Two cups and you'll be hitting on people who are way out of your league, talking in paragraphs, and dunking basketballs barefoot. What a way to start the day! —Mike Seely 400 N. 43rd St., 633-4444, lighthouseroasters.com

 
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