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Seattle Animal Shelter Doggy Cam

You're bored at work. Yes, there's an important meeting you should be preparing for. Yet your fingers compel you to enter that forbidden url. Your close the office door or?if in a cubicle?turn your monitor away from the hallway. You could lose your job for this. Think of the shame if your co-workers knew. What was once a late-night Web surfing habit at home has now become a 24/7 Internet addiction. Yes, we're talking about the Seattle Animal Shelter Doggy Cam. Updated regularly with adorable new canines ready to be adopted, the Doggy Cam is like crack for the pet-deprived office drone. If you begin talking to the featured dog, or start waving Milk Bones® at the screen, you've got a serious problem and should seek professional help. (Or just go down to the shelter and write a check for your four-legged new BFF; fees range from $145–$180 for the recommended full microchip–license–spay/neuter package.) Be warned that the cam can lead to the full roster of SAS dogs listed for adoption on Petfinder.com, which will destroy your last vestige of workplace productivity. And, yes, there's also Kitty Cam and Bunny Cam for fetishists. (You people are sick!) Just remember to clear your browser cache at work, so you don't get busted by the IT manager.?Brian Miller

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