At Red Mill, they don't serve onion rings so much as thick chunks of onion with a hole in the center. And the onion-to-breading ratio is the inverse of what you would get at, say, Red Robin. Your body needs a bag of these about as much as it does the milkshake you just ordered. But you've gotta do something with that free hand (cell phones are mercifully banned at Red Mill), and if you're going to brave the lines and smell that stack of bacon, you might as well take full advantage. Bring a sack of these with you to the ketchup-red picnic tables and soak up the experience.?Chris Kornelis