No, it's not the Sounders. Those guys are great and all—but they're not the Seattle Mist . Here's how it is: Most meat-eating straight males

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Seattle Mist

No, it's not the Sounders. Those guys are great and all—but they're not the Seattle Mist. Here's how it is: Most meat-eating straight males love football, and that same demographic also loves really hot chicks. Put the two together, and you've got the Mist, Seattle's soon-to-debut (9/11 is kickoff) women's football team. Yeah, we've had a women's football team here before, but they played in full unis and drank at the Wild Rose. The Mist plays in lingerie and parties at Venom after the game. Better yet, they'll be playing their home games in Kent, thus fueling the fantasies of tens of thousands of middle-class suburban dads.—Mike Seely

 
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