"A hot dog at the ballpark is better than steak at the Ritz," Humphrey Bogart once said. And boy, was he right. The smell of

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Best Reason to Hit Safeco after a Mariners Game

Safeco Field

"A hot dog at the ballpark is better than steak at the Ritz," Humphrey Bogart once said. And boy, was he right. The smell of a beer brat sizzling on a greasy grill outside Safeco is absolutely tantalizing. Loaded with obscene amounts of sauerkraut, relish, and mustard, it can seduce and satiate the masses. But the best time to enjoy these delectable health hazards is not during the game. You've gotta hold off until the ninth inning, because that's when all concessionaires switch over to their After-Game Special: two Hot Dogs for $5. That means you can get two foot-long hot dogs (originally $6 apiece) for less than a couple of Dick's burgers. Now that's a glorious sausage fest.—Erika Hobart

 
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