Every year we invite someone new for our float down the Snoqualmie River . We tell them to get an air mattress and every year

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Best Reason to Buy an Air Mattress

float down the Snoqualmie River

Every year we invite someone new for our float down the Snoqualmie River. We tell them to get an air mattress and every year they show up with a damn inner tube. Halfway down the river they're bringing up the rear because they can't paddle as fast as we can and are whining about how bruised their ass is. Surprise! There are rocks in the river, people! You can't always see them, but your ass can sure feel them. Do yourselves a favor: Pick up the cheapest twin-sized air mattress with a rechargeable pump at Target (about $25). You'll feel like an idiot for putting an air mattress in the water for maybe 30 seconds. Once you realize you can paddle, lie in the sun, and control how much of that melted snow pack your body is actually touching, you'll thank me. Pick up some beer and bring two cars.—Suzie Rugh

 
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