For those who understand that astrology is a great way to filter through the universe's complexity—i.e., there are basically 12 kinds of people in the world—Diva Espresso's Birthday Blend is your drink. It's a personalized buzz, available only while the sun traverses your specific sign. Buy in bulk on your b-day, or you'll have to wait another year to get a "precisely blended and roasted coffee to suit your unique, inimitable, distinctive, matchless, peerless, irreplaceable personality." Nothing could be closer to a taste profile of your very soul. Apparently, my soul is brown and bitter. Who knew?—Karla Starr Diva Espresso, 7916 Greenwood Ave. N., 781-1213, www.divaespresso.com.