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2002 Stories by The Pet Lady

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  • The Pet Lady

    published August 28, 2002

    The Pet Lady knows you, dear readers, are bound to be utterly captivated by any topic that the P.L. finds too awful to contemplate. Thus, upon... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published August 21, 2002

    Dear Pet Lady, My Rosie has been "fixed" since she was 2; however, this has not stopped her from keeping company with... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published August 14, 2002

    Dearest Pet Lady, I have a problem concerning my dog. Let's call her "Bitchy." She is constantly licking everything,... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published August 7, 2002

    Dear Pet Lady, Though a lot of people hold the belief that some cats just drool for no particular reason (in much the same... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published July 31, 2002

    Dear Pet Lady, A cat visits my deck every day. It is very affectionate but has some issues. When petted, it likes to climb... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published July 24, 2002

    The Pet Lady's attention has been drawn to a pair of rather ancient letters that apparently fell behind the liquor cabinet. So that no dear... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published July 17, 2002

    Dear Pet Lady, Estaban solos en la casa. Era una fr� oscura, y lluviosa noche. La tormenta... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published July 10, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, A couple of years ago, I adopted a kitten. Due to my lack of experience with the practical needs of cats and... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published July 3, 2002

    Dear Pet Lady, I write with some advice for two readers who have written you recently. Hold on to your martini—it's... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published June 26, 2002

    Dear Pet Lady, I think my dog is a lesbian. I consider myself a very tolerant person, and I do not in any way consider her... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published June 19, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, The letter from Darlene Lovelace [The Pet Lady, June 6] really upset me. I didn't hear anything about... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published June 12, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, In answer to the person whose dog helps empty the cat box [The Pet Lady, May 30], our solution was to... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published June 5, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, This is LONG. . . . [Long, indeed. The following letter has been condensed for space considerations;... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published May 29, 2002

    MY DEAREST PET LADY, I have a perplexing situation that I believe demands your utmost attention. In our humble... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published May 22, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, I have an 11-year-old golden retriever. In the last month, he has become less active and skinnier.... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published May 15, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, I endlessly enjoy reading your column. I find myself simultaneously educated and highly entertained.... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published May 8, 2002

    MY DEAREST PET LADY, As I read the most recent Pet Lady [May 2], I felt a euphoric happiness over the discovery that... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published May 1, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, Perhaps while savoring a martini, you could read my letter and offer some sage advice. My 8-year-old... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published April 24, 2002

    MY DEAREST PET LADY, While I generally think you provide quite eloquent and perhaps somewhat verbose answers in your... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published April 17, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, Recent letters [The Pet Lady, March 28 and April 4] have addressed the constant chewing-and-pooing... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published April 10, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, I recently hired an Australian shepherd crossbreed (Milly) to provide home security services and to... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published April 3, 2002

    GOOD MORNING, ESTEEMED PET LADY, While enjoying my morning Bloody Mary, I happened across the sad story of Stop Hop... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published March 27, 2002

    HELLO PET LADY, I'm writing about my beautiful white dwarf bunny, Hopper (a.k.a. "Hop"). He's very mischievous, and... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published March 20, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, I intend to buy a dog for my 4-and- a-half-year-old son and myself sometime in the next year or so,... More >>

  • The Pet Lady

    published March 13, 2002

    DEAR PET LADY, I desperately need your advice concerning my cat Macy. She's 9 months old and has this nasty habit of... More >>

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