Email Author Judy McGuire

2011 Stories by Judy McGuire

• Hot, Young, & Poor

  published December 28, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I'm a 24-year-old broke gay man. I am extremely poor right now and just out of a long-term... More >>

• The Slutty Professor

  published December 21, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My amazing, beautiful, talented, wonderfully smart, funny, incredible 19-year-old daughter is... More >>

• Fuck Me!

  published December 14, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I'm 21 and just got engaged to my boyfriend of a year and a half. We moved in together six... More >>

• Bridal Farty

  published December 7, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My upcoming wedding is pushing me over the edge. My maid of honor announced she was adding a... More >>

• The Ho Has to Go

  published November 30, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My man's ex is always leaving flirty messages on his Facebook wall. She's ugly, so I'm not that... More >>

• Suicide Is No Way to End a Marriage

  published November 23, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My wife calls me terrible names and undermines me in front of our children. She mocked me the... More >>

• 'Til Death Do Us Friend

  published November 16, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I rediscovered one of my best friends from high school on Facebook last year. We live thousands... More >>

• Filthy Hallmark Moments

  published November 9, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, The last two men I've gone to bed with have gotten seriously freaky once the clothes came off.... More >>

• One-Night Standoffish

  published November 2, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I have been friends with "Bill" for many years and we've shared some kisses. But it never went... More >>

• Hooker Face

  published October 26, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, Nine months ago, I met a girl who was visiting from Japan. We really hit it off and hung out... More >>

• Should I Ruin My BFF's Life by Stealing His Wife?

  published October 19, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I have been friends with this woman now for almost 10 years, and I am terribly in love with her.... More >>

• Good Guys and Jerks

  published October 12, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, What's the protocol on post-coital behavior? I've heard many jokes about men rolling over and... More >>

• Girl-on-Girl Trouble

  published October 5, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, This isn't a relationship question, but my best friend is obsessed with male attention. She's a... More >>

• Make Abuse Part of Your History

  published September 28, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I am a 30-year-old female who has been out of the game for a very long time. I was in an abusive... More >>

• When to Use That Groupon/Issue a Pass On Porn

  published September 21, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, Everyone knows that when you use Groupon at a restaurant, the servers HATE you because you're... More >>

• Old Enough to Booze, Old Enough to Cooze

  published September 14, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My 16-year-old daughter returned home from a visit with her father (we're divorced) with crystals... More >>

• Dirtily Awesome Advice

  published September 7, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I love my girl, but for the past year or so it seems like I can never find the time or energy to fuck... More >>

• Sucking You In, Spitting You Out

  published August 31, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I met the man of my dreams three years ago. We started hanging out a lot and got to know each other... More >>

• Ladies, Shut This Shit Down

  published August 24, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, Recently a married friend had a small breakdown while we were chatting online. He was maudlin... More >>

• You Are Bad In Bed.

  published August 17, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, How does one become "good in bed?" When I married my husband, I wasn't very experienced. I lost... More >>

• Lying: A Shitty Thing to Do to Someone You Love

  published August 10, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I just suffered the blindside of a lifetime. My marriage is ending and I had no clue of the... More >>

• Ifs, Ands, Butts

  published August 3, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, I am a 35-year-old male who enjoys receiving... More >>

• Mr. Mom Takes on Mrs. Poopy Pants

  published July 27, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My wife and I have an unconventional, but mostly successful, relationship, full of mutual... More >>

• No Kid at Home Means Blowjobs in the Kitchen!

  published July 20, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My daughter, husband, and I are all at odds over my daughter's love life. She is a great kid,... More >>

• When Men Become High-Powered Vagina-Driers

  published July 13, 2011

  Dear Dategirl, My sex life sucks. The reason for this is multifaceted, but I happen to think it is due in... More >>