Joaquin Phoenix and Jonah Hill lead a hefty cast in <em></em><em>Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot</em>. Photo by Scott Patrick Green/Amazon Studios

Joaquin Phoenix and Jonah Hill lead a hefty cast in Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot. Photo by Scott Patrick Green/Amazon Studios

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Joaquin Phoenix and Jonah Hill anchor ‘Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot,’ Gus Van Sant’s biopic about a quadriplegic cartoonist.

Portland’s resident filmmaking genius, Gus Van Sant, can go either way. Sometimes he’s mainstream (lest we forget Good Will Hunting) and sometimes he’s experimental (in the remarkable Elephant and Gerry). For his latest film, he wears both hats.

Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot is Van Sant’s tribute to fellow Portland legend John Callahan. You may remember Callahan: the carrot-haired quadriplegic cartoonist whose squiggly-lined drawings repeatedly crossed the borderline of good taste. The title refers to the caption of one of his most famous panels, a picture of some cowboys pondering an abandoned wheelchair in the middle of the desert. Before his death in 2010, Callahan worked with Van Sant on developing this biopic.

Van Sant’s mainstream side shows in the movie’s surprisingly conventional storyline: After his paralyzing accident at age 21, Callahan fights alcoholism and finally embraces the 12 Step method, an inspirational process that gets his life together and results in his professional success. What’s different about Don’t Worry is Van Sant’s chockablock approach to the material, which jumps around in time and makes Callahan’s story seem like it’s constantly in the act of unfolding. Which maybe it was.

Ultimately, it works in large part because of a fine cast and Van Sant’s sensitive work with them. Joaquin Phoenix (who starred in Van Sant’s 1995 film To Die For) plays Callahan with committed gusto. The role is right in Phoenix’s wheelhouse, and he roots through the various sides of Callahan’s personality, by turns obnoxious, terrified, buoyant, and—especially in the scenes where he goes around making amends to people he’s offended in the past—movingly heartfelt. Rooney Mara plays Callahan’s Swedish friend, and while the film doesn’t seem interested in exploring her background, she’s still appealing in the role. And in a limited part, Jack Black beautifully navigates a tricky character: the party-hearty pal whose drunk driving results in the accident that changed Callahan’s life.

There’s an especially tasty role for Jonah Hill, as Callahan’s AA sponsor Donnie, a laid-back dude with inherited wealth. In sun-tipped Beach Boy hair and beard, Donnie is blissed-out yet no-nonsense, a fully-inhabited portrait of a whimsical but caring soul. Other odd actors float through, as you’d expect them to in a Van Sant movie: Sonic Youth mainstay Kim Gordon, oily character actor Udo Kier, and Portlandia creator/star Carrie Brownstein. Somehow these oddball people fit the kind of world Callahan imagined in his cartoons.

Van Sant’s jigsaw-puzzle storytelling means the movie just kind of ends rather than builds to a great climax. It certainly falls short of being a great movie. But I like the way it deals with subjects that are sometimes ignored in mainstream media—the sexual lives of people with disabilities, for instance—and for two great, basically wordless sequences: One of Donnie dancing alone, and one with the fully-addicted Callahan jonesing in his house, unable to reach a precious bottle of booze on a high shelf. The moment of reckoning that follows is one that sometimes feels forced in movies, but in this instance Phoenix and Van Sant had me convinced.

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