We're Better (Worse) Than Posh!

Mr. Blackwell placed Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham at the top his annual "Worst-Dressed Women" list, released today.

No word yet on his "Worst-Dressed Journalists" list. But, we're expecting a strong showing.

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Smokin' Hemp Shoes

In honor of Hempfest this weekend, check out these Farylrobin printed hemp heels from Market Street Shoes in Ballard. Bonus: They were $84, marked down from $140.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 

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Name That Celeb Fashion Faux Pas!

Welcome to my first edition of You Write the Caption! There are no prizes except for bragging rights to your friends about just how damn funny you are, and it's on the World Wide Web to prove it!

Here we go:

You write the caption! Ooh! I'll go first:

"My So-Called Nip Slip"

C'mon, that's pure comedy, and you know it. Think you can do better? Give it a go in the comments section below. 

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Nona De Samim's Cheeky Underthings

Direct from the Seattle office of Daily Candy- thanks for the tip- the news on naughty lingerie! Above you see designer Nona De Samim's Sans Jupons, my favorite piece from this collection inspired by 16th-century France, a time when (as Samim says) "wearing any undergarments was considered indecent due to the way they accentuate the anatomy."

So, the ladies wore practically nothing under their bustles. Hence Samim's barely-there pieces (see web site for the true skimpiness). I'd be shocked that the piece above cost £218.00, but paying an arm and a leg for a garment that barely conceals a pinkie is nothing new in the lingerie world. And with this one, there's actually quite a lot of fabric involved!

On to the Ouvert bloomers, priced £131.00:

Your bum better be in tip-top shape for this one. That's one hell of a peek-a-boo. In "A Note to Gentlemen" on the web site, they suggest you slip one of these phrases (dans l'anglais ou français) into the gift box if buying these for your lover:

"Indulge my desires and ease the pain of my eager heart."

"Luxuriate me with your sensual curves and aroma."

"I want to caress your fantasies...take the risk to blossom with me."

Aack! That kind of ruins the whole thing. These pieces really do speak for themselves. The gift can be old-school, but keep the sentiments modern, gentlemen.

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Ronnie Pierce: Roy Orbison Meets Jenny Craig

Not only can he play the horn, but Seattle Jazz Hall of Famer Ronnie Pierce, center, has style. 

You can catch him every Wednesday night at the Whiskey Bar. 

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Only in Seattle

So I’m riding in an elevator this afternoon in some downtown high-rise when the guy next to me turns and says, “Why aren’t you wearing shorts?”

I smile politely and reply, “Because I’m wearing linen pants.”

To this he responds, “But it’s EIGHTY degrees!”

“Yes,” I say, “I know. But linen is actually quite comfortable in this kind of weather. More so than shorts.”

To this he scrunches up his nose (yes the elevator was slow) and stares at me incredulously. (The guy’s wearing hiking shorts, a T-shirt and Tevas.) I add, “Plus, I don’t wear shorts to work.”

With that the ride and the conversation is over. But if I had longer, I would’ve told him that, first 80 degrees (actually 76 degrees according to my computer), while lovely in Seattle, isn’t hot. Second, while he’s lucky to live in one of the few cities where a pair of shorts and some sandals pass for work attire, this guy and all Gramicci-clad guys and gals should branch out. Try some of this wrinkly, light, ultra-wearable material. You don’t have to buy a button-up or fancy pants. Linen is one of life’s little pleasures in the summertime.

And it even comes in pullovers.

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Is Green the New Red, White and Blue?

Ain't no party like a green card party, 'cause a green card party don't stop! But what the hell does one wear to such a soirée?

I went to a party Saturday night to celebrate a friend of a friend becoming a legal, permanent resident (he was formerly a citizen of our neighbor to the north, Canada).

Turns out that the theme of a green card party is, duh, green — wasabi almonds, mojitos, green T-shirts, tanks and polos. It looked like St. Patty's Day. One gal even painted her toenails green, which to me is not the best color for nails since it resembles a fungus.

As for Ken Tam's new green card? Not green. At least one party-goer didn't care about the color, though, saying, "It's totally hot. It's like the iPhone. I want one!"

Regardless, not everyone went the way of the green attire.

Sally Chavez went the patriotic route, at least with her shoes. I like the pigeon-toed pose even more than the shoes, though.

Joanne Ko skipped out on the green as well, and this frock is so fun — even more so because it was free. And what says America more than getting something for nothing? Ko scored the celebratory dress at Buffalo Exchange by trading in some of her old threads.

I must say, though, that the star of the party was the lower half of this guy's ensemble.

According to an article in the Wall Street Journal's Saturday edition, sales of casual shoes are slow, and I'm thinking it's because of this fellow, Scottie Lum. I have never seen shoes like this on a man in Seattle. Am I just not getting out enough?

When asked about his outfit, Lum said, "White pants stand out. And you have to wear brown with green and white, of course!"

Of. Course.

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Non-Toxic Nail Polish Seems Like a Good Idea

I like the idea of nail polish, glamorous dark nails or flashy red ones, but the reality is that my nails always chip in four seconds and nail polish seriously reeks. So imagine my delight to find this nail polish from Honeybee Gardens that is made of all natural products (so no formaldehyde or other nasty things that your body can absorb through the nail bed.) At around $7.00 a bottle these polishes are reasonably priced, but they do have a couple drawbacks.

First off, the color selection is not as good as traditional polish because there are only a few companies that make water-based polish. If you happen to be impatient (like me) you might be frustrated by the extended drying time. Some brands take a couple hours to completely harden and there are no non-toxic formulas that dry in 60-seconds.

When dry, the polish chips at about the same rate as regular polish, but when it does it does not take pieces of your fingernail with it. To achieve intense color two or more coats must be applied and your nails will have a more matte finish; there are sparkles from minerals, but you will not be able to get the shiny chrome look. I

f you have the time and patience do try these out. Hopefully with time and development there will be more colors and faster drying times for those of us who want bright shiny nails as quick as we can get them.

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Bjork: Is a Sasquatch Dress in Her Future?

Click the above photo to view some of Bjork's choice fashion statements from her past.

Read about her upcoming set at Sasquatch! here. 

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They Showed up in Style for Blood Brothers

Click the photo to watch an audio slideshow of the well-dressed patrons who showed up seriously early to catch the Blood Brothers play the Showbox on Friday night.

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