Def Leppard & Heart

What has seven arms and sucks? Heart, if the Wilson sisters collectively boasted three additional arms. Grating as their music can be, however, it's virtually impossible to catch a cover band at a casino whose drummer's brother's girlfriend's dentist's second cousin didn't play bass for the trailblazing Seattle duo at one point or another. Heart's pairing with Def Leppard at a venue located on an Indian Reservation in Auburn ensures that if you're a twice-divorced 50-year-old forklift operator who drives a custom-detailed Dodge Challenger, you're definitely getting laid if you attend this show and say with a smile, “You don't have to love me yet; let's get high

awhile.” MIKE SEELY

Thu., Sept. 15, 7:30 p.m., 2011

 
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