Jackie Hell has a problem, a dreaded affliction that plagues the homeless and south Capitol Hillbillies who look to the City Market for their $3 of daily sustenance. Her problem is fried, phallic, and most deadly when coupled with condiments. Tonight her friends, including Phoebe Fondue and Ronald McFondle, are stepping in to end her dependence to… CORN DOGS. This yet-to-be-broadcast A&E episode entitled Snackhole is set to the promising beats of Seattles own Secret Shoppers, a danceable electro-duo who are doing their best to fill the hole in your heart left by the demise of LCD Soundsystem. Which, as wonderful as they are, is completely irrelevant–I had you at corndog intervention. With Jinks Monsoon, Billy the Fridge, Ade, DJ Nark, Josh Hartvigson. MA’CHELL DUMA LAVASSAR
Thu., April 7, 9 p.m., 2011
