Church of the Undignified

What kind of a church meets on Halloween? We dare you to find out! These congregants could be perfectly nice Christians–or a band of bloodthirsty pagans prepared to slaughter goats at the altar! (And, possibly, you as well–if you’re brave enough to attend their service!) According to the church’s website, “We see miracles every week (renewed minds, gained freedoms, physical healings, and on and on), and we’re being challenged to allow them to affect us forever. We are to be accountable for the things we’ve experienced.” Gee, that sounds pretty nice–unless it’s a front for evil! T. BOND

Sun., Oct. 31, 9 a.m., 2010