Jewel

“Mamma, when I grow up I want to learn to yodel, and I want to live in a van by the beach and play songs in coffee shops. And then I want to get discovered and become a big star with all my songs on the radio! And then I want to write a book of half-baked poetry and make a crummy dance-pop album. And then when my career fizzles, I want to marry a famous rodeo cowboy and live on a bazillion-acre ranch, and I want to be a guest judge on American Idol and Iron Chef America, and I want to get on every reality TV show I can. But then I want to be a country singer, because that’s where the real money is!” With Radney Foster. MICHAEL ALAN GOLDBERG

Sun., June 27, 6 p.m., 2010

 
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