Black leather jackets, shades, and blistering riffs go a long way, as any Guitar Wolf fan knows all too well. The heartfelt locals of Space Cretins boast all three in spades, as well as a directive to play big dumb rock without over-thinking things. Theres no danger of that in the bands curt, strapping anthems, which lift goofy themes from science fiction, comic books, and glam rock but dont disguise a lust for the one-note thrill of the Ramones or classic KISS. In the ludicrous world of Space Cretins, a song called Guantanamo Bay is simply a vehicle for the rough-riding chorus Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, baby. Having risen from the ashes of frontman Paul Ace Diamond Blows glam-damaged Ace Diamond Bimbos, this is a quartet of grizzled rock survivors that should go on surviving for years to come. With Indecisive Rhythm, Baby Gramps. DOUG WALLEN
Sat., Dec. 26, 9 p.m., 2009