Tuesday karaoke nights at the Triple Doors swanky Musiquarium Lounge are daunting. The candlelit bar is full of businesspeople unwinding after work and couples on intimate dates. Happy hour specials (10 p.m.-12 a.m.) are a notch above well drinks and pub fare, and include $4 house-made lychee vodka and stuffed calamari. You do not want to fuck up the ambiance here with an insufferable performance of Baha Mens Who Let the Dogs Out? The Musiquariumnamed after the rooms huge, dazzling aquariumis more appropriate for crooning mellow numbers like, say, the Beatles Yesterdayas a group of visiting Japanese businessmen proved with gusto during a recent visit. The patrons here are too polite to make their displeasure evident, even if you ruin the good vibe. But you can be certain that they will quietly resent you the rest of the evening. Select your song wisely. A little practice in the shower beforehand wouldnt hurt. ERIKA HOBART
Tuesdays, 10 p.m.-1 a.m., 2009