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Pizza Rash, Part II: Pie-litically Correct

Rhetoric and taste vie for the upper hand at three new establishments.

As we noted a couple of weeks ago, Seattle is in the midst of a pizza glut. There's been a particular outbreak in Ballard. (In addition to the three I reviewed in our December 3 issue, two more are on the way.) But there's lots of action south of the cut, too. I don't know what this says about you northerners, but three of them are marketing themselves based on their stance on the issues.

'Zaw

Slinging pie at Flying Squirrel.
RENEE MCMAHON
Slinging pie at Flying Squirrel.

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Pizza Fusion

1412 12th Ave.
Seattle, WA 98122

Category: Restaurant >

Region: Capitol Hill

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Pizza Fusion 1412 12th Ave., 709-8400, www.pizzafusion.com. CAPITOL HILL. Open for lunch, dinner, and delivery seven days a week.

'Zaw 1424 E. Pine St., 325-5528, CAPITOL HILL, or 434 Yale Ave. N., 623-0299, SOUTH LAKE UNION; www.zaw.com. Open for dinner and delivery seven days a week.

Flying Squirrel Pizza Co. 4920 S. Genesee St., 721-7620, www.flyingsquirrelpizza.com. COLUMBIA CITY. Open for dinner Mon., Wed.–Sun. Does not deliver.

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The pitch: Take-and-bake pizzas with organic crusts made from Bob's Red Mill flour, organic tomato sauce, and organic/sustainable or local toppings. Plus local wines, beers, and sodas. Delivery via bicycle.

If you're questioning the appeal of the bake-at-home pizza, just look at the success of Papa Murphy's. It's now the fifth largest pizza chain in America, with 30 stores in King County alone. There are a lot of people who apparently don't like waiting for the delivery person to bring them a half-cooled pie. And that's a slice of the market that 'Zaw wants to capture. Greg Scott and Greg Waring's burgeoning chain opened its 15th Avenue East store in late September and a South Lake Union store a month later, with a Ballard store in the works.

While the concept's nifty, 'Zaw's price point doesn't quite match its pitch. Eighteen bucks for a pizza that serves two costs far more than a pie at Via Tribunali, putting the food firmly in the yuppie-takeout stratum. Yet the chain floods customers with as much marketspeak as a T.G.I. Friday's. There's the acronymed mission (the 'zaw has "SOUL—seasonal, organic, unique, local"); overbranded language that makes you stutter things like "I'd like that in the appeti'zaw size" when you're calling in your order; cutesy pie names like "The Ari'zawna" and "The Marg & Rita"; and copies of Michael Pollan books for sale next to the beer cooler. A tip for the Gregs: The NPR listener loves classy understatement. It's why we bore everyone else.

I tried three 'zaws on two different occasions, picking up the pies on the way home from work. The procedure: Preheat your oven to 425 degrees. Then unwrap the plastic and slide the pizza, laid out on a piece of parchment paper, off its stiff cardboard base onto a rack, wait until the crust is brown and the cheese is bubbly, and then pull it out.

'Zaw's whole-wheat crust doesn't quite firm up, but the white crust gets crackly just at the point the toppings are cooked. The trick, when picking a 'zaw, is to avoid all innovation. A "Savory Savary" combined Italian sausage with maple-syrup-caramelized red onion and huge sage leaves, the latter two ingredients uniting in weird synchronicity to create a cloying combination that had me throwing away the last few slices rather than saving them for breakfast the next day. The Marg & Rita, with roasted garlic, slivered basil, and cherry tomatoes, was much better (it would be better still with tinier cherry tomatoes, which would cook down in the oven and not burst with hot juices when you bit them). And the best of the lot was a Chicago Deli covered in bacon, prosciutto, and salami—all of which crisped up in the oven—with chunks of pickled pepperoncini placed here and there to cut the fat.

Pizza Fusion

The pitch: Mostly certified-organic vegetables in the sauce and toppings; antibiotic- and preservative-free meats; vegan cheese and gluten-free crusts available; organic beer and wine. Delivered via hybrid cars.

Pizza Fusion is a national franchise founded in 2006 by Vaughn Lazar and Michael Gordon that now has close to a dozen company stores and 75 licensees. Its tagline is "Saving the world, one pizza at a time." Kevin York and Casey Seremek opened Washington state's first location in the 12th Avenue East Trace Lofts last month, and their commitment to green building includes installing low-flow faucets, decorating with salvaged furniture, and purchasing green energy offsets for their power consumption.

Needless to say, the chain's rhetoric is just as heady as 'Zaw's, lighter on the cuteness and heavier on the official certifications and commitments. Nevertheless, they've set up an impressive amount of hoops to jump through, and their effort does come through in the prices: $17.95 to $25.95 for specialty pies and $13.95 for a plain cheese.

On the two occasions I ate Pizza Fusion's pies, I wished the owners put the same amount of effort into making the pizza as they do saving the world. The meat "personal" pizza I ordered for one lunch came on flabby crust with equally flabby cheese—it needed a hotter oven or longer baking time. Some friends and I also ordered a couple of the specialty pizzas. Long and rectangular, in boxes to match, the pies had a thin crust with sauce and cheese spread out to the very edges, leaving little room for the edges to puff or crisp. The sausage and sliced bell peppers on one were decent—not quite to Piecora's standard, but fast disappearing nonetheless—but the cheese-and-topping cap on a Greek pizza (tomato sauce, olive oil and garlic, fresh tomatoes, olives, feta, and artichokes) overburdened the fragile frame on which it slumped.

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  • Cherie 12/19/2008 10:27:00 PM

    Im a big fan of Tutta Bella....their crusts are amazing. Not only that but there are vegan/ veggie options and good ones at that (Im vegan). Damn good pizza...

  • Coggie 12/19/2008 8:02:00 AM

    Pizza Schmizza in Redmond is #1 here.

  • elliot 12/18/2008 10:08:00 AM

    Bomb pies! I had Pizza Fusion's specialty "Bill's Pizza" this week and it was by far the best zaw I've had in a long while! Little pricey,well worth it. Definitely going again!

  • Kyle 12/18/2008 9:56:00 AM

    I was appalled when I saw that Pizza Fusion was on this list. I've had their pizza 4 times now since they have opened, and each time has been a great experience for me. Food and service wise. My partner is vegan, so it is difficult to find a decent pizza place (ones that don't give you a huge slab of greasy cheese on a cardboard thin crust) that offers vegan options, and voila! Pizza Fusion did it for us. I do not feel that the cheese or crust was flabby at all!!! I think Mr. K needs to give them another chance. I will vouch!

  • rachel 12/18/2008 2:26:00 AM

    How could you possibly leave out Pizza Pi! There is nothing more sustainable or eco-conscious than vegan pizza. Don't make fun until you have tried it. Their pizza is FABULOUS, it has improved 200% since it first opened a few years ago. Check it out http://www.pizza-pi.net/

  • dustin 12/18/2008 12:49:00 AM

    In reference to last week's article, I went to Via Verdi in Ballard, and my salad had rotten greens on it. The pizza, a "Margherita," had the worst pink tomatoes on it, and the crust was terrible. Trader Joe's is much better, and at half the price. Also, the menu must have had 200 items on it, ranging from quesadillas (!) to wings, to pastas, to cold sandwitches. They need to concentrate on the pizza. There seems to be a lot of these "Italian" restaurants popping up that look like they are cut out of some template that people find on line or something. Nobody likes these places, which was demonstrated by the fact that our table was the only people in the place during the dinner rush. Maybe it had something to do with the Hall and Oates being blasted, though...

 

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