Fall Arts: Teach Me Tonight!

Sure, we could have asked the city's great actors, musicians, and photographers about all the exciting projects they have coming up this fall. But what real use would that have been to us? We've got our own issues. So we decided to forgo aesthetic analysis, critical theory, and the cataloging of arcane influences, and instead focus on practical skills that could really help us out in the real world. These artists, it turns out, have a lot to teach.