Le Sexy, Jackie Hell, the Whore Moans

Saturday, June 28

Right now, in some clandestine laboratory buried deep beneath an Ivy League university, the world's top scientists are convening to invent a new party drug (a la Huey Lewis and the News). It will appeal to, and then distort, your innermost feelings of all that you find wrong and subversive and transform it all into giggly pleasantries, sorta like mushrooms. It'll throw you slightly off balance and make you see colors you never noticed before in a fashion similar to acid. It'll make you all warm "down there." You'll want to hump everything in sight, like some crazy mix of X, GHB and coke. Interested? I thought you might be. Fortunately, you needn't wait for them to perfect the perfect party in a pill; just head over to Le Sexy tonight for the sure-to-be-amazing mix of Seattle's Queen of the (Fright) Night, Ms. Jackie Hell, and the sexy, adrenaline fueled Whore Moans, a combo sure to induce all of the delights listed above. With Wild Orchid Children, guests. King Cobra, 916 E. Pike St. 8 p.m.

Sat., June 28, 8 p.m., 2008

 
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