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Utterly classless cover. I don't even appreciate being in your two-bit paper if you can't do anything better than this. I'm interested in talking to real news men and woman from real newspapers. I have no interest in the cheap and tawdry, which is exactly what Seattle Weekly has exemplified itself to be in this weeks cover. / David Wolbeck

Seattle Weekly: If I am elected mayor, we will have higher standards at City Hall, and that means you can take your tasteless and tawdry free speech elsewhere. / Wolbeck

Boobies!!! I loves me some boobies!!!

Seattle Weekly, commenter #3 impersonated me by using my name. His or her immaturity and childish behavior might have been influenced by your immature and childish cover.

David Wolbeck
4706 South Orcas Street
Seattle, WA 98118
206-721-5023

Does Seattle Weekly allow people to act fraudulently by letting people pretend to be those who they are not, as commenter #3 did? If so, then this so-called paper is worse than I thought. / The real David Wolbeck, not the fraud in message #3.

Weekly, allowing people to be frauds by using other peoples' names is troublesome.

Better be careful Seattle Weekly, because you run the risk of being nailed for libel for letting people use other peoples' names fraudulently. This ain't no joke, Seattle Weekly. / David Wolbeck

Not only do I loves me some boobies, but I also loves me some little boys.

Mmmmmmmmm.....little boys.

Cordially, The real David Wolbeck.

Comment number 7 was also made by a fraud. I do not like boobies OR little boys. Everyone who knows me knows that I like to shove bananas where the sun don't shine, then make a super special sundae with the banana and my own whipped cream. David Wolbeck 4706 South Orcas Street Seattle, WA 98118 206-721-5023

Ok Seattle Weekly, this is getting out of hand. I am almost ready to put down my hardcore bestiality newsletter and call my lawyer. Everyone knows that you can't use other peoples names on the internets! This is a travesty...when I a mayor I will smite thee. David Wolbeck 4706 South Orcas Street Seattle, WA 98118 206-721-5023

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it." --Voltaire / This quotation brought to you by David "Watch Dog" Wolbeck, the one and only. Hoo ahh!

Just for the record, messages number 1,2,4,5,6, and 10 are mine. The other messages are frauds. / David Wolbeck

Just for the record, messages number 3,7,8, and 9 are mine. The other messages are frauds. / David Wolbeck

.She is sexy...Just feel curious. I saw her photos and profile at a black dating site called blackgaymingle.com last week.Her many photos are found there. Is that she? What happened?