Sasquatch!

My No. 1 reason for making the holy pilgrimage to the Gorge? M.I.A. Problem is, M.I.A. tends to be, errr . . . M.I.A. when it comes to Sasquatch. (Last year she was a no-show after unexpected delays in the whole getting-a-visa process.) Here's my local-heavy backup plan in case history repeats itself: Seizure-inducing techno maestros Truckasaurus. Politico-punk-rockers the Cops. Beloved hip-hop duo Blue Scholars. Precocious indie band Fleet Foxes. Sexual popsters Throw Me the Statue. And the totally quirky Moondoggies (OK, they're actually from Everett, but still). More than a dozen Seattle bands will perform this weekend, so don't fret: For once, the INS will not fuck things up entirely. Visit www.sasquatchfestival.com for full info. Gorge Amphitheatre, 754 Silica Rd. N.W., George, Wash., 628-0888. ERIKA HOBART
May 24-April 26, 2008