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Still, around the time that Arturo—one hand splayed loosely on his stomach and the other posed jauntily in the air, his feet shuffling 1-2-3—tries to teach his skittish host/employer the rhythmic roots of Latin dance, one begins to look for the appearance of, say, a stalking immigration official in a rumpled blue suit (Tommy Lee Jones?) or a jealous, hungover, boat-builder boyfriend (Russell Crowe?) come to reclaim the woman he desperately needs but occasionally beats up. It goes without saying that after a prolonged waltz of getting-to-know-you, Arturo and Catherine come together in a moment of unbridled passion; the only shock is that no fabric is torridly torn, no buttons popped.
Schenkkan, a local, is a writer of considerable talent—he's got a cabinet full of awards, including a Pulitzer—but he's building on some pretty used-up real estate here. And when a stunner of an about-face is revealed in the second act, one senses that even he realized the threadbareness of his premise. So when in doubt, get nasty, brutish, and loud. Spoiler alert: The first act's psychic discomfort becomes, literally, a gun in the second, as Schenkkan muscles his story from a literate bodice-ripper into a sort of neo-gothic noir that rattles the stage with cognitive dissonance. Catherine, freshly screwed and vulnerable as a baby seal, goes totally apeshit. She screams. She crawls on the floor. She pulls a gun on Arturo, then herself. Bang! What a woman! (Recall, if you will, Nelson Algren's three rules for good living: Never play cards with a man named Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you do.) It's not all her, though. Arturo, shirtless and up to his neck in shit, has his own demons to overcome: He is, after all, suffering from severe writer's block.
Directed by Richard Seyd, this production does everything it can to succeed. Duran and Bouchard throw themselves headfirst into their roles, and together they bring a convincing note of naturalism and romantic sincerity to Schenkkan's writing that often works to overcome the limitations of the dog-tired characterizations. Michael Ganio's swampy-looking Southern stage design, foregrounded by an overgrowth of Texas weeds set against a stormy-looking sky, creates an appropriately humid and tangled atmosphere, and the second-act transition to the dark and foreboding confines of Catherine's bedroom is achieved without a hitch. All in all, it's a wonder Babylon is as entertaining as it is—chalk it up to the effort of everyone involved. Too bad they only had a cartoon of reality to work with.