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No one wants to boast about making New York–style pizza anymore. Piecora's and A New York Pizza Place staked their claims decades ago, and though they're not budging, they're not flooded with competitors. Since Tutta Bella first opened in January 2004, Seattle has been all about Neapolitan pizza, complete with training and certification from the Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana (translation: Association of True Neapolitan Pizza).
And yet: What comes to the table at Giannoni's is a very good facsimile of a New York pizza. A large margherita—a classic of classics, just tomato, mozzarella, and scattered basil leaves—has a crust as thin and crackly at the center as a Saltine and a poofed-up rim that is 99 percent air. The cooks use an industrial mozzarella (not fresh rounds of buffalo-milk cheese, as in Naples), but the mozzarella spreads out into a thin top layer, the oils separating from the solids so that a million pin-prick holes appear, letting the color of the tomatoes bleed through. It's a great cheese slice, and I'd be as happy to eat it in the East Village as I am in Westwood Village.
Owners Donna and Quentin Burns both grew up in Oakland, Calif., and hired a local restaurant consultant to help them come up with a crust that matched the ones they loved best from their youth. So actually, what the Burnses are doing is a California version of a New York version of vera pizza napoletana. That's not so far from the origins, considering that the very first New York pizzaiolo, Gennaro Lombardi, was a Neapolitan immigrant who set up shop in 1905.
Giannoni's is still working on whipping pizzas out at the high-demand periods (you may wait 45 minutes or more at peak times), and the salads—a gloopy Caesar, an antipasto salad covered in thick slices of cold cuts and canned olives—are pretty crude. Plus, the target audience of the bright, loud room is clearly teenagers. But if there's one reason to patronize Giannoni's, it's that glorious crust. Even when you order a more complicated pie like the Capricciosa, whose mushrooms melt down and prosciutto crinkles up as the pie bakes, or the eggplant, spinach, and mushroom Campagnola, the pizza makers spread all the toppings evenly across the pie so that the underlying dough still puffs and crisps evenly, blistering here and there. You must—actually, you won't be able to help yourself—eat quickly and passionately, because a half-hour after you've started, the crust has toughened, the cheese hardened, and your ardor exhausted itself.
For two steps closer to la vera pizza napoletana, you'll have to go to the newest branch of the quickly expanding Via Tribunali. Caffe Vita owner Michael McConnell's three-year-old pizzeria has spawned a Queen Anne branch, with a Georgetown sister due in early 2008. The new location, located on Galer three blocks west of Queen Anne Avenue, has more of a tavern-meets-trattoria-meets-millionaire look than the original's vaulted, gothic drama. Yet Tribunali II is almost as attractive, constructed of the same dark woods, wrought iron, and black-veined marble.
Tribunali chef Dino Santonicola is a certified pizzaiolo from Naples, and the restaurant has taken all appropriate steps to establish its authenticity through the AVPN. According to the associazione's Web site, Via Trib II is the 21st U.S. restaurant to pay a start-up fee, plus annual dues of $200, and pass an inspection of the restaurant's pizza-making production in order to call its pies "true Neapolitan pizza." (America has one such authentic pizzeria less than Japan, by the way.)
I've written before about my frustrations with some of Via Tribunali's pretensions, but its pizzas do come out consistent, good-looking, and tasty. No, sorry, I can't let one complaint go: Giving your pizzas Italian names is perfectly fine, but to list all the ingredients in Italian, too? It makes the 98 percent of customers unfamiliar with acciughe and polipo fight with their own insecurities, debating whether to commandeer the busy waitstaff to translate the entire menu or just pick out the simplest pie they can identify.