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My first stop was Olsen's Scandinavian Foods in Ballard (2248 N.W. Market St., 206-783-8288, www.scandinavianfoods.net), where current owners Anita and Reidun Endresen make much of their salumi (for lack of a Norwegian word) with lamb. The rulle polse, or lamb "loaf," is lean, fine-grained, and delicately spiced, and the tennis ball–sized fåre polse and skinnier, denser mår polse are both smoked lamb salamis. Though hearty, both are smoked so long that they can taste a bit ashy; I prefer the sylte (pork loaf), a gorgeous patchwork of light, dark, and fatty pork meat aromatic with allspice.
Snacking on the sylte and rulle polse, I drove from Ballard to Bellevue—sure, eating in the car is dangerous, but so is downing a pound of cured meat—to Porcella Urban Market (10245 Main St., Ste. 101, Bellevue, 425-286-0080, www.porcellaurbanmarket.com.), where Kelly Gaddis offers jars of luxury condiments, prepared foods, and a panoply of charcuterie. Behind the display case in this warehouse-chic store is Gaddis' glassed-in cooler, in which you can spy hanging pig legs that should be prosciutto by January. Of all the salumerians whose wares I tried, Gaddis uses the highest ratio of fat to lean. In the finnochiona, hauntingly seasoned with fennel seed, or the paprika-rimed coppa (cured pork shoulder), the high fat content gives the meat a buttery, sensuous texture. When the fat isn't countered with assertive spicing, as in the duck-breast prosciutto and the salamette, however, the salumi can taste overrich and lardy. You can buy his charcuterie by the pound or order a tasting plate for $12, sprinkled with olives and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil. Liberace was never so opulent.
After a short break to down a bottle of the universal solvent, Diet Coke, I proceeded to the Salumi Shack, or rather, Cafe da Pino (4225 Rainier Ave. S., 206-725-1772). In a little, unprepossessing house on Rainier Avenue, the brusquely good- natured Pino Rogano mans the counter while cooking pastas and making sausages to sell to restaurants. His sandwiches aren't stuffed as full of meat as Salumi's, and not always to good effect; once I rescued my house-cured coppa from the fluffy white roll it was suffocating in, I marveled at the lean, subtly seasoned meat, as translucent as vellum. I left the cafe with a couple of Rogano's slender dry salame, snowy here and there with mold (the good kind; think brie). Rogano's crimson-colored Calabrian sausage rushes the palate with garlic, pricklingly hot chiles, and the slight fustiness of a good aged salami. Cured with red wine, the boar salami—wild boar from Texas, Rogano said—contains an even richer, almost fruity flavor (it's the only product I kept from sharing with my co-workers afterward).
Leaving Rainier Valley, I drove to Hans' Sausage and Delicatessen in Burien (717 S.W. 148th St., Burien, 206-244-4978). For the past 28 years, the 33-year-old German deli has been housed in the same plaster-and-beam building that looks like it belongs in Munich and/or Albuquerque, but its shelves are free of dust, and even midweek you'll encounter a line at the counter. Hans Stewin and his son Michael craft 60 different kinds of sausages, salamis, smoked hams, meat loaves, and wieners. Overwhelmed by variety, I asked the counterperson for several of the store's most popular items. Among those she chose were an herb-and-cream liverwurst—a patélike sausage with the smoothness of cream cheese and the floral scent of sage. Most intriguing was the Lachsschinken smoked ham, fatless and leathery-creamy in texture, its translucent flesh pink-rimmed from the smoke and salted to the core.