A blogger steals someone else's life story and calls it her own.
How William Orr's quest for better, cheaper gas became a crime.
The family of a dead judge blames a creeping fungus in the federal courthouse.
I worked at Kmart with John McCain's director of strategy.
DAMIAN "JR. GONG" MARLEY
Welcome to Jamrock
(Universal/Tuff Gong)
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
Over the Years and Through the Woods
(Interscope)
It'd be foolish to suggest that this new CD/DVD concert document generates the same sort of flash-point excitement as the straight-to-tape Desert Sessions that birthed some of main man Josh Homme's craftiest musical ideas. Still, it goes a long way in satiating those of us alienated by the overly deliberate night moves of the last Queens of the Stone Age record. Take it as a goodwill gesture, and as a reminder that we had Homme pegged all wrong as an inhuman hit machine after the contact highs of Songs for the Deaf. While we pissed away eight months grading Lullabies to Paralyze with an Ashlee Simpson checklist and praying for more cowbell, our hero quietly yanked the tablecloth away and recast himself as the bastard offspring of Neil Young. It really doesn't matter who's been sharing the stage since Homme drafted a new fantasy-league team; thanks to the stunt cinematography on the accompanying DVD, current drummer Joey Castillo morphs into Dave Grohl and back and—disturbingly enough—Mark Lanegan's head gets superimposed on top of Homme's during "Song for the Deaf." As to be expected, the DVD portion of Over the Years and Through the Woods captures the full set and kills with quantity, while the heavily edited CD captures most of the peaks and provides an extra showcase for previously unreleased tracks. The Motown goof "I Wanna Make It Wit Chu" tickles the ribs a little, but the best moment on either disc belongs to Homme's gleefully profane takedown of a heckler. The fun machine is back in effect. NICK GREEN
R. KELLY
Remix City Volume 1
(Jive)
The word "remix" means something different to R. Kelly than it does to most people. Sure, sometimes he adds a rapper when he reworks his songs, but he never simply drags the beat out with sound effects. A remix for him is about putting the chorus hook in a barely recognizable context, adding denser, more ecstatic verses, and yelling the word "remix" a lot. This disc of examples splits his career into thirds: new-jack priapism, tales of romantic regret and dead homiez interrupted by the occasional demand that you "get your ass in this tuubbbb," and the post-indictment genre exercises of recent years. At least five of these remixes can be found on the original albums, and not all the B-sides are as astounding as "Feeling on Yo' Booty (Hypnotize Mix)"—see the previous tub reference—but it's nice to have so many examples of his out-loud rethinks and frivolous asides in once place. The only real complaint about Remix City Volume 1 is that it doesn't include one of his many collaborations with Jay-Z (blame the suits, I guess) or any of the guest appearances he's dropped on other people's tracks. Twista's "So Sexy Chapter 2" ("You ain't never had a remix like this"), J.Lo's "Baby I Love You" ("I love you, too!"), and Ginuwine's "Hell Yeah" ("I'm so drunk I'm just drooling at the mouth . . . It's the remix!") would all be welcome here, and great releases like Pitbull's M.I. Still A.M.I. show just how revelatory and exciting a Kelly collabo comp could be. ANTHONY MICCIO
BIGG JUS
Poor People's Day
(Mush)