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These days Judge is preparing the long-delayed Idiocracy, a time-travel comedy with Luke Wilson that seems to have traveled all the way to 2006. It's hard to imagine that he hasn't been offered even more fuck-you money for an Office Space sequel or sitcom. Says Stephen Root of his passive-passive character Milton (Judge's original cartoon basis for the movie), "I think this comedy reached the soft underbelly of corporate America." Right, so what's stopping Judge? The now Brad-less Aniston is free after Friends, and I'm sure Ron Livingston and his buddies (David Herman's Michael Bolton and Ajay Naidu's Samir) could be lured back under the soul-killing fluorescent lights. And if that doesn't work, if Monty Python can take on Broadway, a musical version should be considered. There's got to be a song in "'PC Load Letter?' What the fuck does that mean?" And in the role of Michael Bolton? Michael Bolton.
NOV. 8 BRINGS The Devil's Rejects to disc, a little late for Halloween. Mike Judge's own Beavis and Butt-Head is packaged on three discs containing 40 episodes. Tim Burton avoids commentary duties on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (though with a second disc of extras). Warner Bros. is issuing some old holiday-season weepies including Boys Town. Criterion offers new, restored versions of Pickpocket and Ugetsu. Also out: Joan Allen in Yes, Glenn Close in Heights, and Audrey Hepburn in 1967's Two for the Road.