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Number of days into the festival it took SW music editor Michaelangelo Matos to figure out that his original idea of covering the festival in haiku was kind of a lame idea and that he and the music staff should just start counting stuff instead: One and a half
Number of strawberry shortcakes eaten during festival by this Index's authors: Seven
Number of those eaten by Matos: Seven
Number of comments on Rachel Shimp's "Come on Feel the Illinoise" T-shirt: 12
Percentage of these that consisted of middle-aged men catcalling, "Sufjan!": 50
Number of children playing violin in a clown suit while hula-hooping on a medicine ball: One
Number of prepubescent kids juggling three machetes while standing on four skateboards, with parents calmly looking on: One
Number of lava lamps in the What's Next beer garden: 31
Number of teens/adults who should know better indiscriminately smoking around children: Entirely too many
Volunteers with the best job: The ones shaking palm leaves during a conga processional/The ones giving the stick to piñata-busting kids (tie)
Number of New Zealand folk parodists impersonating David Bowie at the Comedy Stage on all four days: Two
Number of overexcited native New Zealanders in the audience during Bowie impersonators Flight of the Conchords' Friday performance: One
Number of times the exasperated Conchords acknowledged her: Six
Amount of money raised for the Hurricane Katrina relief effort in drop boxes around the venue: Nearly $30,000
Approximate percentage of crowd for Skerik's Syncopated Taint Septet's set on the Bumberella Stage that viewed the show from the beer garden: 40
Number of times Garbage singer Shirley Manson turned away from the Mainstage crowd, offering a glimpse of the word "Shirley" embroidered on the seat of her denim short-shorts: 22
Number of male attendees of DeVotchka's Saturday afternoon show on the Bumberella Stage who wore their shirts not on their torsos but their heads: Three
Approximate amount the bar of the nearby Mecca Cafe rang up on Friday, the first night of the festival, between 6 p.m. and 2 a.m.: $2,000
Number of baby-clothing items available from a merchandise booth bearing a screen-print of a chicken in a studded collar: One
Average length of time per song performed by the Bill Frisell Trio during its McCaw Hall set Saturday afternoon: 12 minutes
Number of documentaries about pet taxidermy screened during the 1 Reel Film Festival: One
Number of people who left, disgusted, during the pet-taxidermy doc: 12
Number of keyboards played by Michiko Swiggs during IQU's set at EMP: Three
Of those, number that hung from Swiggs' neck: One
Number of people in line at McCaw Hall for "Smart," the literary/musical stage show featuring Dave Eggers, Sarah Vowell, Daniel Handler, the Transatlantic Orchestra, and Mike Doughty, at 5:35 p.m.: 26
Time show was scheduled to begin: 8 p.m.
The show might have been better titled: "Cute"
If it had been Eggers reading alone, an even better name would have been: "Cutesy"
Total amount of money during "Smart" that Handler asked the crowd to donate, en masse, to the educational nonprofit 826 Seattle, with Handler explaining that if the request was met, "Death Cab for Cutie—excuse me, I mean the Transatlantic Orchestra—will play a wicked encore, and if not, Sarah Vowell will come out and recite some poems she wrote in high school": $10,000
Amount actually raised: Around $12,000
Cover version performed by Death Cab for Cutie—excuse me, I mean the Transatlantic Orchestra: "Hungry Like the Wolf"
Number of young teens in phat pants, fuzzy top hats, and pigtails dancing to DJ Eva with glowing, holographic toys: 10
Best freebie: Glowing, holographic toys
Number of people who still whoop for a big house-music buildup: More than you think
Most terrifying fashion statements: Boho skirts with huge belts; black tights cut off below the knee; Daisy Dukes with cowboy boots
Bands encouraging the crowd to get their smoke on: Digable Planets, the Pharcyde, Brazilian Girls
In the crowd during Digable Planets, estimated number of backpacks per 10 square feet: 3.8
Best sing-along: Brazilian Girls leading a refrain of "Pussy, pussy, pussy, marijuana."
Price per individually wrapped brownie sold outside Seattle Center entrance, a healthy distance away from the cops: $5
Most surprising ingredient in those brownies: Dried cranberries
Time on Sunday afternoon that negligible drizzle first occurred: 2:03 p.m.
Time on Sunday afternoon that rain began in earnest: 4:23 p.m.
Number of audience members invited onto the Mainstage by Talib Kweli to break-dance: 11
By the artist's count, number of hands raised when Common asked who in the Mainstage audience had heard his first album, Can I Borrow a Dollar?: 20
Number of times Common shifted from talking about religion to talking about an unfaithful bitch, if the lyrics of "I Used to Love H.E.R." can be interpreted as the latter: Two
Amount of time it took Common to shift from talking about God to talking about an unfaithful bitch the first time: 24 seconds
Number of times Common shouted out "the beautiful ladies of Seattle": Three
At Flatstock, number of posters on wall display depicting skulls or skeletons: 90
Number featuring skylines and/or architecture: 58
Number featuring birds, notably but not limited to eagles: 56
