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The second Eccentric Soul disc, The Bandit Label, on the other hand, is more interesting for its history than for its actual music. Through the 1970s, Arrow Brown was the shady presence behind the Chicago label Bandit, as well as its groups the Arrows and (cough) the Majestic Arrows, the father of the painfully off-key Michael Jackson wanna-be Altyrone Deno Brown—a handwritten note on his first record label read "(7 YEARS OLD)"—and the ruler of the label's headquarters, which the liner notes describe as being "in a foggy area between harem and commune." Brown wasn't so hot as a songwriter, but he was a serious go-getter, and exceptionally charismatic—he talked session musicians into doing clandestine, nonunion recordings, and a few of the Majestic Arrows' songs are decent, satiny ballads in the mold of the Chi-Lites. The Bandit Label is a dramatic illustration of exactly how far willpower and charm can take an artist before talent and inspiration have to take over the load.
Speaking of charm, and of a totally different order of proficiency issues, a second album by the Thai Elephant Orchestra, Elephonic Rhapsodies (Mulatta), has just appeared. The T.E.O. are billed as "the world's largest standing orchestra," which is true in terms of mass: The 12 elephants in the group weigh 23 metric tons, and they've been trained to play various percussion instruments, panpipes, and harmonicas with their trunks. As you might imagine, they tend to favor lumbering free-form pieces over more complex compositions, and one of the album's highlights is "The Ganesha Symphony," four short elephonic improvisations selected and edited by composer Dave Soldier and elephant expert Richard Lair.
Roughly half the album is collaborations between elephants and human musicians. There's an elephant-augmented cover of Hank Williams' "Kaw-Liga," which as it happens is the theme song of the forestry department that governs the Elephant Conservation Center, as well as a version of the first movement of Beethoven's Sixth Symphony by a mixed group of amateur human brass players and professional elephant percussionists—this is how they make their living.
Soldier releases a lot of semi-goofy music on Mulatta Records—other new albums from the label include his own Soldier String Quartet's Inspect for Damaged Gods, which includes string-quartet arrangements of "Bo Diddley" and Sly Stone's "In Time," and Twink's Supercute (made mostly from toy instruments on their most abrasive settings). A lot of Elephonic Rhapsodies isn't terribly serious, either—"A Child's Guide to the Elephant Orchestra" is an introduction to the beasts and their instruments that riffs on the Bonzo Dog Band's "The Intro and the Outro." ("And now, our oldest and largest player, the incredible Mae Kot!")