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Jesse Sykes & the Sweet Hereafter play Tractor Tavern between headliners the Minus 5 and openers Mike Dumovich and Larry Barrett at 9 p.m. Thurs., Dec. 23. $8 adv./$10. The show is a benefit for Lisa Hagman.
Raphael Saadiq
Raphael Saadiq as Ray Ray
(Pookie)
Neo-soul is far from the zaniest of genres. Maybe thoughtful '70s fetishists, having seen how easily an era can be sealed in a tomb of campy polyester, have reason to be stingy with the jokes. But Raphael Saadiq has never been able to keep from grinning. The founding member of Tony Toni Tone and Lucy Pearl has grown almost transcendentally footloose and callow in his solo career—on his latest disc, he searches for a girl with "an open mind" one minute, then breezes into commitment a few tracks later with a fantastically unbelievable marriage proposal. And he's too giddy to pass up a chance to indulge in a schlocky opening gambit that follows the spoken-word "Blaxploitation" with the campy "Ray Ray Theme." By the same token, Saadiq is too fickle to milk this conceit, which he's dropped by track three, the guitar showcase "I Know Shuggie Otis"—a telling name-drop, that, much like a latter cut titled "Chic," is distinguished with familiar disco string punctuation.Saadiq's comic sense comes through not just in his lyrics but in the way he luxuriates in his stylistic re-creations, which are devoid of both a virtuoso's flaunted ego and a historian's respectful self-abasement. Some other trad weirdo— maybe Erykah Badu—could conceivably use a gunshot to punctuate a song, as Saadiqdoes here on "Rifle Love." But would they include the sound of that rifle being cocked? And fired twice per chorus? KEITH HARRIS
Raphael Saadiq plays Benaroya Hall, 200 University St., 206-215-4747, with Lyfe and Teedra Moses at 7 p.m. Mon., Dec. 27. $40. Part of Seattle Holiday Comedy and Music Festival.
Aa
Big A Little a
(Narnack 12-inch)
Aa are sure to be at the head of every record list this year—at least any one that's arranged alphabetically, topping even that Aaron Aardvark record. Call the Brooklyn-based quintet what they call their debut: Big A Little a (not AA), wherein every member doubles as a drummer (à la Sun Ra's Arkestra) and manipulator of cheap electronic components, all shouting or murmuring amid their sputtering, spacey clamor. How heavily they are indebted to first-grade iconography is vague (was it the smiley worm in an Apple? the friendly Astronaut?), but it's safe to assume that the !!!/Out Hud dance-punk school and Rhode Island School of Design's Class of '98 (think Black Dice or Forcefield) weigh heavily on the band's early education. After a few years of throwing hissy fits in barely legal loft spaces deep in industrial wastelands, playing places like Chicken Hut Loft and Happy Birthday Hideout on bills with TV on the Radio, Nautical Almanac, Mindflayer, and Japanther, Aa grew up just enough to get beyond the boroughs. The grooves of this one-sided 12-inch jump between prenatal prattle and myoclonic noise; you could deduce from their thematic drawings of hide-wearing lady waifs decapitating enormous swine on both sleeve and flyer that the group embodies an art-school brand of tribalism that slays capitalist pigs with its avant noise. But even if Aa aren't nearly that revolutionary, they'll at least twitch and glitch enough to get the school dance sweaty. ANDY BETA
Aa play Gallery 1412, 1412 18th St., with John Tsunam at 7 p.m. Sun., Dec. 26. $5. All ages.
Dungen
Ta Det Lungt
(Subliminal Sounds)