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MASTODON
Leviathan
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MONSTER MAGNET
Monolithic Baby!
(SPV)
Something is harshing Dave Wyndorf's buzz. On Monolithic Baby!, Monster Magnet's vocalist and co-founder seems both listless and restless, as though the sometimes-reluctant Lord of the Infernal Domains shtick he's been tweaking since the band's 1990 self-titled debut were starting to feel even more constricting than his trademark lederhosen. Maybe it's the company he keeps: Baby!'s numerous close encounters of the very fleeting kind seem little more than hastily written vehicles for the stoner rock pioneer's obligatory boasting and bemused revulsion, along with the kind of lust that comes and goes depending on the rhyming requirements of the next line. Consider "Unbroken (Hotel Baby)." Over a riff that hints at recent liaisons with Randy Bachman and Tom Scholz, Wyndbag growls, "Come on down to the hotel, baby/I can be what you want me to be/You can choke on your own medication/I can watch myself on TV/Oh yeah!" What band does he think he's in, anyway—Head East—Ludacris would at least make time to consummate before checkout. But even at his most dysfunctional, Bongdorf finds a place for humor: The first line of "Unbroken"'s chorus is expertly hijacked from Every Mother's Son's "Come on Down to My Boat." Still, the protagonist of that squeaky-clean 1967 hit had enough caulking compound in his gun to dream of sailing away with a cute fisherman's daughter whose dad kept her tied to the dock while he was working. Wyndorf just wants to surf Jersey cable while his date turns blue. That the band's cover of the Velvet Underground's "Venus in Furs" displays a depth of feeling that easily transcends the original probably has something to do with the fact that it's the only song on Monolithic Baby! where Wyndorf's performance suggests that he might actually be working from life. ROD SMITH
Monster Magnet play Neumo's at 8 p.m. Sun., Sept. 5. $15 adv.
THE KILLERS
Hot Fuss
(Island)
They like New Order so much they named themselves after the fictional band in their "Crystal" video. They like U2 so much they've publicly aspired to produce the next "Where the Streets Have No Name." They like the Strokes so much they, um, dress exactly like them. But stripped of their crushes, who exactly are the Killers? Is it even fair to ask with just one unfortunately titled album to go on, an album that implicitly boasts that they're a wink-wink self-promotional amalgam of hip influences? At the very least, the fashionable Vegas quartet is responsible for two breathtakingly catchy now-wave singles, the first an alternately peppy and mopey riff on jealousy ("Mr. Brightside"), the second full-speed-ahead disco sass ("Somebody Told Me"). The remainder of Fuss is a tasteful, if predictable blend of the Killers' aforementioned forebears. Vocalist Brandon Flowers squeezes a little Cockney pulp into his Casablancas, impassively recollecting "fights on the prah-men-aude out in the rain." He effectively channels the persona of the disheveled barfly player who's never had a real, identifiable emotion about a relationship in his life. Thankfully, Flowers is so consumed with this role that, for the most part, he lays off the cheap revivalist synth that practically collapses "On Top." Guitarist Dave Keuning has yet to develop the effortless signature simplicity of Albert Hammond Jr., but his restrained figures lend much-needed gravity to a band still fleshing hype from identity. Fuss ain't all Killer, but there's certainly no filler. ANDREW BONAZELLI