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    Michele Bachmann, Unmuzzled

    You don't need to read Sarah Palin's book to hear the ravings of a mad woman.

    By Matt Snyders

  • Miami New Times

    Pimp Daddy

    The rise and fall of a chubby sex-cult leader.

    By Natalie O'Neill

  • Riverfront Times

    Babe 'n' Arms

    Tom was a hot-tempered cross-dresser with a garage full of guns--and then he became Rachel.

    By Nicholas Phillips

  • Dallas Observer

    The Fight for Texas

    Rick Perry and Kay Bailey Hutchison are locked in a battle over the soul of the GOP. They're also running for governor.

    By Sam Merten

Best Offbeat Answers

Published on October 15, 2003

Some of you hilariously misinterpreted our questions. Other respondents knew exactly what they were doing: riffing on our straitlaced queries with irreverent, weird, extremely unnecessary answers in questionable taste. Here are a few standouts:

BEST CAPITALIST: "Oxymoron"

BEST TEACHER: "Mrs. Robinson"

BEST LOCAL ENTERTAINER: "Crazy guy in front of Pottery Barn"

BEST DAILY PAPER: "Toilet"

BEST INDEPENDENT MUSIC STORE: "Sam Goody," "Tower," "Target," "Wal-Mart"

BEST BOWLING ALLEY: "Mormon Bowling Temple"

BEST RIDE AT THE FUN FOREST (SEATTLE CENTER): "Forgot his name"

BEST AMENITY FOR A MONORAIL STATION: "Muzak"

BEST SEATING SECTION AT SAFECO FIELD: "What's a Safeco?"

BEST PLACE TO PICK UP SOMEONE STRAIGHT: "The Republican Party"

BEST CAR FOR SEATTLE: "A bicycle"


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