"We've been trying to reach world leaders, but it's early and they're still asleep."
a) An aide to Palestinian leader Yasir Arafat, after Israeli forces invaded Arafat's headquarters in Ramallah.
b) Sierra Club president Carl Pope, expressing his concerns over most countries' lack of progress in meeting Kyoto Protocol goals for curbing global warming.
c) Radio personality Howard Stern on his April 1 morning show.
d) Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, describing President Bush's response to the Middle East crisis Monday morning Washington time, when it was late afternoon in Europe and the Middle East.