Esperanto crossword puzzles.
Use David Brewster's original name for the paper, Seattle Fortnightly.
Accept illegally harvested human kidney ads in classifieds section.
Adopt 52-week all-gift-guide format.
Publish film editor Brian Miller's 30,000-word review of Little Nicky.
Men Seeking Farm Animals section in the Personals.
Run "Globalization Is Inevitable: Seattle Weekly Welcomes WTO Delegates!" cover story.
After Eastsideweek, launch other regional sister papers, such as Fifeweek, Sequimweek and Spanaweek.
Scratch 'n' Sniff panel to accompany "Pooped!" cover story on Canada geese.
Adopt former Editor in Chief Skip Berger's "Casual, Clothes-Free Friday" office policy.
Reinvent paper as Internet-based home shopping and delivery service.
"Who'dyafuck?" box in music section.
Sports section devoted exclusively to women's fast-pitch softball.
Emulate Vanity Fair by running photo of naked, pregnant Mary Kay LeTorneau on cover.
Print those forged Hitler diaries.
Dating tips column by Paul Allen.
Quarterly bird-watching issues.
"5th & James" column on political news at the King County Jail.
Weather section devoted entirely to blind guessing about hurricanes, drought, tsunamis, pestilence, and locust plagues.
Millenarian Horoscope (sample prediction: We're all going to die).
"Just-Got-Out-of-Prison" Gift Guide.
Refuse to run phone sex ads.